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--- In , "Debbie Feder" 
<deborahfederlmt@h...> wrote:
> Thanks alot Deb I cant stop laughing , my abs are killing me, 
tears rolling. I cant believe the damn thing is empty. Ive always 
wondered where the police were, your backyard thank God not mine.YOu 
are way too much, dont drink any caffeine today okay sister, maybe a 
glass of wine would be good right about now !! Love ya Joolio
> 
> Hi Guys, am I on a major adrenaline rush!
> Again the freaking scale "siren" was calling my name, only to 

crash 
> on the rocks again! I was up 1 or 2 lbs, who really knows, but 
that 
> is all over now...I decided that this girl needs some tough love1
> I was going to throw the scale out my window, but as I got up to 
> open it, I saw my trusty shovelglove in the corner of my eye and 
> found the inspiration I needed to do a very productive, 
and "useful" 
> movement...
> I took the $40 scale out, which has been "costing" me way more 

than 
> this, these days, to the backyard, peeked around to see if any 
> mental hospital police might be lurking in my yard (they are 
> everywhere, just waiting for me! LOL) and took a great big step 
> backwards, planted my feet firmly on Gods good soil, and hit the 
> thing like there was no tomorrow!!!!!
> It won't have the final word on my state of mind anymore! Not one 

> more peep out of that torture machine :)
> It is completely flattened and has no more number dial to look 
at!!!
> Then I took it upstairs into my room, and hung it on my wall as a 

> trophy and an homage to my new empowerment! Guess what folks? 
> There is nothing inside that scale...Behind that dial of numbers 
it 
> is an empty fuckin box!
> I feel like The Donald and I just told my least productive part of 

> my team "YOUR FUCKIN FIRED!"
> Wow! You should all try this...I am totally stoked! So, if you 
> people think I am crazy, you are probably right, no secret there, 

> LOL!...But my heart is pounding still, and I am really happy I did 

> it!
> (sorry for my excessive descriptive language, but getting good and 

> angry is healthy sometimes! And I only hurt an empty metal box 
made 
> in China)
> Of course I was playing some live Dead to accompany this feat of 
> power! Maybe Led Zep would have been better, but you know me, 
> Deadhead forever :)
> I FU*#$'N Rock!!!!
> Love,
> Deb